Hey, we just wanted to check — all you Northeast residents carried a pair of these in your go bags over the weekend, right?  Or better yet, actually wore these flipper heels to efficiently slog through flooded streets?

At any rate, that handy stiletto would help keep your head above rising waters.  We’re not sure the source of this incredible footwear (but thanks to His Talk for finding the image), so if any of you out there knows where to pick up a pair, we’d be very thankful for the help in preparing for next year’s hurricane season.